Every year, thousands of people show up at Connor's Farms in Danvers, Massachusetts to find their way through a 7 acre corn maze. However, on Monday afternoon, one family with 2 small children got lost, and the jackasses called 911 to help them get out.
"Hi, I just called. I'm still stuck at Connor's Farms. I don't see anybody. I'm really scared. It's really dark and we have a 3-month-old baby with us" said the mother of the poor, unfortunate offspring that has a snowball's chance in hell of growing up to be intelligent.
"Just relax, calm down. Your husband's with you, right?" replied the dispatcher.
"Yes, but my baby!" cried the dipshit.
When the police arrived and informed a man working at the farm that someone called because they were lost, he replied with the obvious "You're kidding!?"
With the family only 25 feet from the end, the worker walked in, found them, and escorted them out.
"It's kind of crazy that someone would get lost, but it's a maze. That's kind of the concept. You're supposed to get lost and have fun and find your way out again" said one of the maze wanderers.
But apparently when you're not all that intelligent, it just becomes frightening.
