Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Church Carnival Game: Shoot Obama, Win A Prize!


Nothing portrays the spirit of Christ quite like a shooting game that rewards you with a prize for firing a shot into the head or heart of President Obama, am I right?

At least the idiots in Roseta, Pennsylvania that put together the annual Our Lady of Mount Carmel Big Time celebration think so, because they put together just such a game. But can you blame them? Is there really a better way to spend time with your family than playing a game of Assassinate the President?

Irvin L. Good Jr., the dipshit president of Goodtime Amusements, claims that it was not meant to portray Obama, and that people were misinterpreting it. Seriously, how dare they draw that conclusion simply because the man is black, holding a health bill and wearing the presidential seal as a belt buckle!? That's racist!

Apparently Good believes that since he is a moron himself, and since he's constantly surrounded by equally unintelligent imbeciles, that kind of excuse should work. Unfortunately for him, there are still a few intelligent people left, even some that go to church carnivals, that can see right through his bullshit.